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ONCE-live!

I know I haven’t blogged in awhile. Mainly because I have a super sweet boyfriend. So sweet that he bought us tickets to see the musical once in a couple weeks. And because he’s the opposite of me and able to keep gifts a secret, I had no idea and I also bought us tickets. So now we need to sell one pair.  Please view his ebay listing and share it with anyone who may be interested.  Saturday 11/15 8pm in Cincinnati, OH

http://www.ebay.com/itm/231382358373?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&fromMakeTrack=true

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no vs know…vs kno?

36 year old Man, 5′ 9″ (175cm), Non-Religious
Education
High School

Personality
Night Owl

Profession
cook at burgerking (I’m giuessing this isn’t him joking)

About chris
Hi I’m looking for a good woman that is funny very sweet and honest good sinse of humor makes me laugh and have a good conversation with and please kno(1) drama or playing games don’t like that and i don’t have kids but someday i like one and i like bowling fishing camping cuddling while watching movie and like all music and I’m outgoing guy like outdoors hanging out and don’t like cheaters just looking for the right woman to love and always be with and hug hold and cuddle with and stare at her beautiful eyes and say your so beautiful and kno(2) liers and i smoke if u don’t like smoking move on and i like all movies like taking walks with a woman to talk get to kno(3) each other more and a woman to put a smile on her face and make her happy

First Date
Go to nice resturant and have dinner then to a movie or cuddle at home (don’t hold your breath)and watch a movie together it don’t matter to me which one a woman picks that’s fine with me and plus meeting somewere to hangout and talk have a good conversation is good(yes, good conversation is good)

Take a breath everyone, I think the stream of consciousness is over. Kno, wait, I kno it is

No, just no

bengalsfan39: one who is gonna like me!!
Occasional smoker with Athletic body type
39 year old Man, 5′ 6″ (168cm),
I can deal with short. Not a fan of wearing heels anyway
Non-Religious
Caucasian Virgo with Red hair
ginger, but I’m not going to discriminate
bengalsfan39 Wants a relationship

High School
Athletic

Profession
not working
ok, now we’re getting into some dealbreakers

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Do you drink? Socially
Do you want children? Prefer not to say
cop out option
Marital Status Divorced
Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog
Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? N/A
hold up. This needs clarification. Do you not know how to drive? Do you have a medical condition that prevents you from driving? Are you too poor to afford a car? Has the state decided that everyone is safer if you’re off the road?
Do you have children? My children are over 18
No, no, no. Go back. I’m not a mathematician, but you said you’re THIRTY nine? Are you sure you aren’t FIFTY nine?
Longest Relationship Over 10 years
How ambitious are you? Ambitious

About Leroy
My hobbies are working on cars,spending time with my family and grandchildren,I like the outdoors,I listen to all kinds of music
Dear God, I don’t want a guy with kids, let alone grandkids

First Date
I’m shy really wouldn’t know what to do on a first date!!
I don’t think you have to worry about having too many first dates

I’d rather do the ‘Bartman’

buttman42: good guy. looking. for. love

About 
Non-smoker with Athletic body type 
City 
Middletown, Ohio
Details
42 year old Man, 5′ 6″ (168cm), Non-Religious 
Ethnicity 
Hispanic Scorpio with Black hair 
Intent 
buttman42 Wants a relationship 
Education 
High School 
Personality 
Adventurer 
Profession 
constuction 

About carlos
I’m hard-working white boat and fishing camping working out campfires going to movies
snuggling kissing I’m very passionate I’m looking for female it’s very curvy a lot of
junk in trunk !!!yes I’m a very honest and very open minded man laid back easy going like

football sports sports bars staying home watching scary movies looking for a serious
relationship not honor games looking for one beautiful woman cute. WITH booty!!Andy likes

fishing camping having bonfires I’m going to see live bands working out bike riding going

to festivals I do like to drink beer just looking for somebody to reel in a non games I
feel so ping minded if you’re out there get back with me Carlos Carlos

First Date
candlelight dinner movies going to see live band!yeah I like festivals like going to
movies I like scary movies I like having a bonfire I just like to sometimes stay at home
snuggling watching movies like dining out lifeboat fishing camping I like to work out
like to travel I’m looking for somebody very special that’s real that’s true that’s open
minded than a non games

Your conversation with buttman42
buttman42
8/6/2014 8:03:21 PM
hello can you call me at 513 804 6249

hi513
8/6/2014 8:29:49 PM
so, how many penis pictures do you get? I would think a lot of women are like me and
would only email you based on that first message if we were going to text you something
disgusting 

buttman42
8/6/2014 8:32:08 PM
can you tell me what you’re talking about call me at 513 804-6249

 buttman42
8/6/2014 8:35:18 PM
where does it say that at can you call me or let me know what is going on

 buttman42
8/6/2014 8:42:33 PM
can you please help me and tell me what you’re talking about where does it say that stuff

 buttman42
8/6/2014 8:43:51 PM
can you please call me or text me at 513 804 6249

Perfect

Hello I’m Chris I live on top of a mountain in southern Ohio on 73 acres. Check out my profile I’m really a all around decent guy

 

Um yeah. Telling me in your first message that you live on top of a mountain with LOTS of acreage makes me think:

-you want to rape and murder me

-you already have a place picked out where you can dispose of my body

-you have other victims buried at this site

-you have multiple women chained up in your basement (you do have a large expanse of land so you can afford to keep some of us alive for a while without fear that anyone will hear our screams)

I guess I could have just said that your message makes me think you’re a serial killer.

Yep, that sounds about right. 

I am not a lier

My name is tony and I am a had working outdoor loving guy if you want to know more just ask I am an open book. Also no liers or theaters will be acceptable

 

*Sigh*

I am not a lier, but I might be a liar.

And I assume he means cheaters, or maybe he just really hates theaters.

*Sigh*

I know why you’re single

Some background: Started talking over the summer on cupid, kinda fizzled out, became facebook friends with some random likes and comments but no real conversation. Then he started looking at my profile on cupid again so I sent him a message on cupid and he suggested we meet and we started talking on facebook.  I sent him my number on facebook around midnight the night before this saturday exchange when we had tentative plans to meet sometime around 8:00 that night.

  • Saturday
  • k. i’ll text when on my way. do you want to go out someplace or just hang? i know you know **** so you know i’m not an axe murder, although i don’t know that you aren’t an axe murder

     
  • on your way where? we have agreed on a time or place yet…

     
  • 1/11, 6:50pm

    Oh I misunderstood your not wanting to come to Clifton comment

     
  • not really impressed with you waiting until 6:30 to contact me today

     
  • Why?

    did you have something special in mind?
     
  • no, but it’s nice to have an idea of what’s going on and that you still want to meet, especially when i gave you my number

     
  • gotcha. i didn’t know that would be a problem

     
  • really, it’s a matter of effort. don’t tell anyone, but girls like it when you make an effort and appear interested

     
  • i hear ya, but i don’t know you yet. i don’t overly invest in internet girls when i don’t know them yet

     
  • texting a woman more than a hour and a half before you’re planning on meeting or deciding on a time and place to meet really isn’t overly investing. I would think you would have some idea of what i’m like from my profile and blog

     
  • you’re right. i think i may have not read between the lines well enough on that.
     
    Yeah, so you aren’t going to make an effort because you don’t know me and I’m an ‘internet girl.’ Well now you won’t know me, ‘internet boy’