Category Archives: internet trolls

I’d think you’d be better at accepting rejection by now

3/14/2014 8:29:23 AM
Hi sexy I like your pics wanto hang out sometime

3/14/2014 10:13:24 AM
with you?

3/14/2014 10:32:51 AM

3/14/2014 10:34:25 AM

3/14/2014 10:35:19 AM
Ok your loss

3/14/2014 10:39:14 AM
i’ll survive

3/14/2014 10:40:06 AM
You are a nerd any way by

3/14/2014 10:40:50 AM
but you want to fuck me, so maybe that says more about you than me.

3/14/2014 10:41:58 AM
I neaver sade anything about fucking you get lost


Reading is hard

My profile on cupid says you should message me if you abhor fox news. It works on two levels; identifying guys who get all their news from idiots and those who don’t know what the word abhor means…

Hi im kevin. youxsure are very beautiful.
Message from dojiwall
55% Match

Jan 31, 2014 – 4:47pm
I watch fox news every morning. Im scottish.
Message from dojiwall
55% Match

Jan 31, 2014 – 9:17pm
then it’s a shame that I abhor fox news
Sent to dojiwall
55% Match

Jan 31, 2014 – 9:28pm
yes, I watch channel 9 too. But I will stop watching fox news from now on I promise. I read it fast I thought it said I ador. Now you stop? lol
Message from dojiwall
55% Match

Jan 31, 2014 – 9:31pm
I wish it would snow?
Message from dojiwall
55% Match

Jan 31, 2014 – 9:37pm
no its not. (: (:
Message from dojiwall
55% Match

Jan 31, 2014 – 9:58pm
I want a reprive
Message from dojiwall
55% Match

Now please stop looking at my profile

Goodbye cupid

If any of you saved this link from my cupid profile and are wondering why I quit the site, I didn’t. They suspended/terminate both my real and fake profiles. Of course they were super mature and notified me that I had broken some term of the service agreement and therefore had to cancel my account. Ok, that last part was a big lie. Of course they didn’t notify me, the site is just having ‘technical difficulties’ which, according to google, is code for having had your account terminated.

Obviously run by a man 😉

I’m sure if you’ve read the ‘comments’ left by the goat, you must be wondering how I defamed him (eight months ago, btw). So here is my absolutely scathing post about him.

show a little skin…

Oct 3, 2013 – 10:50pm
Hello how are you
Message from TimboWest1

Oct 3, 2013 – 11:12pm
Yeah, you live in Florida and it seems we have nothing in common

Oct 3, 2013 – 11:13pm
I know I live in Florida

Oct 3, 2013 – 11:14pm
Congrats, you’re brilliant


Oct 3, 2013 – 10:24pm
Damn girl….nice.
39% Enemy 39% Friend 47% Match Message from Capshead

Oct 3, 2013 – 10:25pm

Oct 3, 2013 – 10:28pm
makes me wanna get a mouthful.
Oct 3, 2013 – 11:07pm
I wanna see more

Oct 3, 2013 – 11:11pm
I bet

Oct 3, 2013 – 11:13pm
let me see more sexy.

Oct 3, 2013 – 11:14pm


Oct 3, 2013 – 6:19pm
Wow I want that
22% Enemy 64% Friend 70% Match Message from jjonfire76


Oct 3, 2013 – 5:34pm
You have delicious legs!
Message from OvPerdition


Oct 2, 2013 – 10:45pm
Okay, I was lead here by the cleavage, but out of common courtesy, I read your profile AND checked out the lost brothers on YouTube. Not too shabby (that can be applied to all aforementioned items).
17% Enemy 73% Friend 66% Match Message from matt-in-point

Oct 2, 2013 – 10:56pm
worst compliments ever

Oct 2, 2013 – 10:59pm
All meant in a joking manner. Sorry if it offended, wasn’t my intention.


Sep 9, 2013 – 8:56pm
Hitting on your fake profile on the day of a scheduled date is epic. Kudos to that one. 😉
18% Enemy 33% Friend 73% Match Message from blkshadows_
Sep 9, 2013 – 8:57pm
Oh and for the record – snake rules.
Oct 2, 2013 – 10:35pm
Feel like grabbing a beer at neons and bullshitting the night away?

Oct 6, 2013 – 10:53pm
dude, are you saying snake was the best character on degrassi? no one thought archie simpsons was the best character 🙂


Oct 1, 2013 – 11:22pm
I loved that, thank you
33% Enemy 12% Friend 45% Match Message from 46203


Sep 30, 2013 – 10:54pm
still as hot as ever.
33% Enemy 50% Friend 67% Match Message from bratpacksdad

Sep 30, 2013 – 10:56pm
you must have missed the really good pics i had up the last couple of days

If I don’t respond…

Quit f*cking messaging me!

Sep 29, 2013 – 1:06am
It sucks being at home alone on Saturday night don’t it. : c
26% Enemy 52% Friend 59% Match Message from Charlie46173

Sep 29, 2013 – 7:04am
I bought a little radio controlled helicopter yesterday it doesn’t last very long but that’s what you get for only $30 fun for a couple seconds LoL

Sep 29, 2013 – 7:41am
Is ATP in your profile tennis
And what is a crew match
Do you like UFC fights?

Oct 1, 2013 – 6:21am
Why did you take that pic down ??

Oct 2, 2013 – 6:30pm
What does a gorgeous woman like you look for in a man ??

Beware the fake profile

Selected text and dating site conversations from the latest douchebag
Him Fri 9/6
I have not gone on any dates for over 6 months. By choice because I have been working on myself (I now highly doubt this). I am NOT talking to any other girls right now (I think we’ll see in a minute that this isn’t the case), I am concentrating on you (and your desire for dirty pictures). Like I said I am a gentleman, & I like to treat a woman right. With respect (I think we use different dictionaries). I also expect the same from the woman that I am dating. because I am worth that, and the woman that I am dating/pursuing is worth that as well. When it comes to meeting, I take the approach that sooner is better. I would meet you tomorrow if you wanted to.

Him Sat 9/7
Sounds perfect. I’d be up for meeting you tonight, but I promised my sister I’d come over. I haven’t seen her in a couple of months…..still tomorrow is a lot better than waiting months, right? 🙂

Me late afternoon Sun 9/8
What do you want to do tonight? (should have been my first clue that we were talking on and off throughout the day without him bringing up going out that night)

Him Sun 9/8
I don’t know (I then sent some joking message about him putting a lot of thought into the night, but didn’t push the issue)

Him Sun 9/8
I’ve been away from my phone. Sorry, something personal came up….. I don’t want to start off with lies (ha ha), so I promise that isn’t an excuse (sure). Sorry for the short notice too (I’m guessing you knew the whole time we were talking today that you didn’t want to go out)!! Ugh. Don’t give up on me, or be mad at me (Fuck you). I promise I will make it up to you. Consider this my one screw up (but screw up 2 would come within hours).

Him to my fake cupid profile Sun 9/8 I did click on his profile, but didn’t make first contact
Sep 8, 2013 – 8:52pm
Hey there. How are youuuu?

Sep 8, 2013 – 9:01pm
i’m good. how are you?

Sep 8, 2013 – 9:11pm
I’m doing well. Just relaxing at home for the rest of the night because I have to be awake at 7am. I would like to get to know you. Maybe you will allow me to see a picture of you smiling….maybe with some better lighting. 🙂

Me via text to see if he was smart enough to put 2 and 2 together Sun 9/8
I assume its nothing serious since you have time to hit on my fake cupid profile

Me via fake cupid profile after no text response Sun 9/8
Sep 8, 2013 – 9:12pm
glad to know you don’t have anything personal preventing you from going out tonight

Sep 8, 2013 – 9:14pm
Tricky tricky.

Sep 8, 2013 – 9:14pm
asshole asshole

Sep 8, 2013 – 9:16pm
Geez. I still planned on meeting you. ASAP, but I just didn’t feel like going out tonight. Some things did come up, but they didn’t take that much time to resolve.
So I wasn’t lying (except about not talking to any other girls, which he volunteered, I didn’t ask, nor would I expect someone I’ve never met before to not be talking to other women on a dating site). If I just said I didn’t feel like going out tonight you would have been a lot more mad at me (Um no, I wouldn’t and since you don’t know me, don’t presume to know what I would prefer).

Him via my real cupid profile Sun 9/8
Sep 8, 2013 – 9:24pm
Well, I know who I’m talking to, so I’m not really hitting on a fake profile. I am simply messaging a girl I know through the profile with a picture of girl that I don’t know. I see what you did….you lured me in. You have established that any deception will be detected by you. It won’t happen again. I really don’t deceive or lie very often at all (Cause who would admit that they are a liar and cheat?). I certainly don’t want the foundation of something potentially substantial to be initiated with lies, deceit, or anything negative. I apologize (Actions speak louder than words).

Sep 8, 2013 – 9:25pm
I didn’t lure you in. that would be if i sent you an actual message. all i did was click on your profile. if you want to talk, please text me

Him via text Sun 9/8
You’re right, the profile wasn’t very good. the picture looked nice, & I thought maybe I could get to know her through messaging, or through a phone call……but she’s fake…..again I do apologize (Great, you’re apologizing for being ‘lured’ in by a fake profile, not for lying to me).

Me, stupidly giving him a second chance Sun 9/8
Well if you actually want to meet then you can ask me out in advance with a specific day time and place (I am such a demanding bitch!)

Him Sun 9/8
It was only because I looked at my visitors and saw that girl and thought to myself “she’s cute, maybe she is a cool & intelligent person too.” I saw that our percentages were horrible & I noticed that her profile sucked, but I thought “maybe she’s new.” So I messaged her to see what her story was (again, you’re apologixing for being stupid, not for lying to me. Geez, as I reread this conversation I realize I’m the moron for even giving him a second chance). I can’t blame you for being careful, and instances like this make you want to be more careful I’m certain. I still would lite a chance to sure you that I’m a decent and respectful guy.

Him Sun 9/8
Sorry again for wasting any of your time. I’ll redeem myself, you’ll see. I like being seen as a man of my word (whether you are or not). Good night & Sweet dreams.

Me Wed 9/11
Gonna ask me out for this weekend before I make other plans:)?

Him Wed 9/11
What are you doing Friday?

Me Wed 9/11
Nothing as of right now

Him Wed 9/11
Let’s meet!

Me Wed 9/11
C’mon, you know you gotta be more specific than that:)

Me 2 hours later Wed 9/11
You are very frustrating:) good night

Him almost midnight Wed 9/11
Are you really getting shitty? I’m at work (sure you are).

Me late Wed/early Thurs 9/11
I just would have thought after this weekend you would have already asked me out and had something in mind to do

So there it is. Asking to be properly asked out and wanting a guy to be a man and think of something to do on a date(not creative, a restaurant or bar to meet at) is too much trouble. He probably had a better offer, or found a girl who believes his bullshit.
This is why I’m going back to my instincts of being a bitch. If this guy was actually interested and he put in this little effort when he should be trying to impress me, imagine how he acts in a relationship when he doesn’t feel the need to actually put in any effort. Maybe he’s been alone for six months because women are too intelligent to put up with his bullshit, or maybe he’s just a fucking liar. Who cares

And just who is this fake vixen I’ve created that lure men in? God, she must be the coolest chick ever


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My self-summary
i like to read, write, dance and have fun
What I’m doing with my life
working hard, playing harder
I’m really good at
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The six things I could never do without
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On a typical Friday night I am
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m looking for

Guys who like girls
Ages 24–44
Near me
For long-term dating, short-term dating

You should message me if
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

Oh, yes. It does come complete with one dark picture of a woman with long hair

The profile of a stalker

My self-summary
Why does this have to be so hard (answer: it doesnt ! )

Must be: outgoing, talkative, somewhat responsible, like to go places in town, willing to put up with me, like to travel to Canada / have passport or will get one. Must be able to drive. I’m pretty flexible and easy to date.

(really, you’re easy to date? That’s a whole lot of musts…)

Bonus: likes guitar tab books, ice cream sandwiches, 80s hard rock, retro video games like SNES, and sushi, and church, plum wine, china buffets that have sushi., Kings Island gold pass holder

Me: never been married, late bloomer, 38, live by Eastgate mall in a nice bi-level house with spacious deck and grilling out and soon to be hottub.. Have a great cat. Must not have dogs at this time as my cat desnt play well with others. Hoping to start a family and be in a long term relationship. I make good money have a stable job, Im someone to settle down with. Cant find my true partner. Like to hang out in Mt. Lookout at Ichiban and Eden park etc. Write me for more. Kids OK 🙂
What I’m doing with my life
Waiting to start a family (instant is OK). Just a professional – enjoying cincinnati and looking to be in a relationship.
I’m really good at
technology items, keeping busy doing nothing, shopping at guitar center
(you forgot getting pre engaged/engaged)
The first things people usually notice about me
I look pretty normal and ruggedly handsome. Broad shoulders
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Comedies such as American pie or THis is 40
(really? these are two of your favorite movies? of all time?)
Like classic hard rock from 80s/90s.. grunge.. went to Rock on the Range this year.. Sushi, sushi, sushi – preferrably in Mt. Lookout
(moron, you don’t live in mt lookout)
The six things I could never do without
my family and cat,
my house and cvic SI
my vintage Gibson les paul custom (black)
my deck and grill,
rock music and retro video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether I am far along i my life, should I have kids, where am I going.. will I find someone who can love me.
On a typical Friday night I am
getting home from work and popping in a super nintendo game or calling my friends to make plans for the weekend. Doing laundry and dishes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I snore sometimes and sometimes smack my lips when I eat. (working on it)
I’m looking for

Girls who like guys
Ages 25–45
Near me
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

You should message me if
want to meet a great guy. Tired of games.

(I don’t think jesus would approve of stalkers. And for those of you not living near me, eastgate and mt lookout aren’t exactly next to each other. But hey, I know what sushi place to avoid now.)