My final weekend on pof

Elvis may not have left the building but i have.  Being told someone is in love with you after a few texts is just too creepy.  Add that to the generic and vulgar messages I get on pof and it’s no longer fun, even if it provides plenty of blog material. I still get more than enough from cupid

A sampling of the final 15 messages I got this weekend:

12/8/2013 10:21:08 AM
How are you doing? So I’m guessing that you get a lot of one word messages lol
12/8/2013 10:40:35 AM
and guys who have lots of close ups of their tatoos
12/8/2013 10:42:32 AM
Oh ok lol got ya well my bad

12/8/2013 10:42:16 AM
HellO! Very Beautiful pics ! You sound fun! Would LOve to chat! :O)

12/8/2013 6:29:37 AM
Hey, Whats up? HA! Just kidding. I’m Daniel. Hope you’re having better luck on here than I am. I am usually adept at a variety of music, but have no idea who Glen Hansard is.

it’s called google, buddy

12/4/2013 6:30:00 PM
Hello how are you doing this fine night well I’m Tim let’s me and you chat if you don’t mine to sweetie
12/8/2013 1:53:38 AM
Hello how are you doing sweetie I like ur pics

12/6/2013 11:46:38 PM
Hi there how are you? My name is Eric and I live off of buttermilk pike. I’m trying to come up with something witty to say right now but I’m coming up short…. Well then, I guess I should tell you a little about me, I listen to mostly classic rock and 90s music for the most part, love John Stewart and Steven Colbert, I really like 80s movies for some reason but not so much the big hair band music lol. If you would like to talk sometime let me know

TMI, stranger

12/6/2013 9:48:56 PM

He has no idea. Starting with proper English

And from cupid:

 I don’t mean to sound rude, but with so many sexy photos you’re going to draw the horn dogs and turn off the gentlemen looking for a legit date. Not trying to put you down, you’re certainly an attractive woman. It’s just that your photos and what you say in your profile don’t line up.
14% Enemy 79% Friend 86% Match Message from FallingSlowly78

Dec 7, 2013 – 11:45pm
Interesting theory that women looking for a long term relationship shouldn’t look sexy in their pics

Dec 8, 2013 – 1:24am
That’s not what I meant at all. No woman should hide her sexuality in the name of appearance. I feel like a huge d-bag for even writing that. It came out all sorts of wrong, and the more I think about it, there’s no right way to have said it. That was just flat-out judgementalism from me, some random jerk who should have kept his mouth shut, and I apologize.
See, plenty of material

And yes, the guy who loves me even though we’ve never met or talked and barely texted, is named Elvis (or so he says)

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