Beware the fake profile

Selected text and dating site conversations from the latest douchebag
Him Fri 9/6
I have not gone on any dates for over 6 months. By choice because I have been working on myself (I now highly doubt this). I am NOT talking to any other girls right now (I think we’ll see in a minute that this isn’t the case), I am concentrating on you (and your desire for dirty pictures). Like I said I am a gentleman, & I like to treat a woman right. With respect (I think we use different dictionaries). I also expect the same from the woman that I am dating. because I am worth that, and the woman that I am dating/pursuing is worth that as well. When it comes to meeting, I take the approach that sooner is better. I would meet you tomorrow if you wanted to.

Him Sat 9/7
Sounds perfect. I’d be up for meeting you tonight, but I promised my sister I’d come over. I haven’t seen her in a couple of months…..still tomorrow is a lot better than waiting months, right? 🙂

Me late afternoon Sun 9/8
What do you want to do tonight? (should have been my first clue that we were talking on and off throughout the day without him bringing up going out that night)

Him Sun 9/8
I don’t know (I then sent some joking message about him putting a lot of thought into the night, but didn’t push the issue)

Him Sun 9/8
I’ve been away from my phone. Sorry, something personal came up….. I don’t want to start off with lies (ha ha), so I promise that isn’t an excuse (sure). Sorry for the short notice too (I’m guessing you knew the whole time we were talking today that you didn’t want to go out)!! Ugh. Don’t give up on me, or be mad at me (Fuck you). I promise I will make it up to you. Consider this my one screw up (but screw up 2 would come within hours).

Him to my fake cupid profile Sun 9/8 I did click on his profile, but didn’t make first contact
Sep 8, 2013 – 8:52pm
Hey there. How are youuuu?

Sep 8, 2013 – 9:01pm
i’m good. how are you?

Sep 8, 2013 – 9:11pm
I’m doing well. Just relaxing at home for the rest of the night because I have to be awake at 7am. I would like to get to know you. Maybe you will allow me to see a picture of you smiling….maybe with some better lighting. 🙂

Me via text to see if he was smart enough to put 2 and 2 together Sun 9/8
I assume its nothing serious since you have time to hit on my fake cupid profile

Me via fake cupid profile after no text response Sun 9/8
Sep 8, 2013 – 9:12pm
glad to know you don’t have anything personal preventing you from going out tonight

Sep 8, 2013 – 9:14pm
Tricky tricky.

Sep 8, 2013 – 9:14pm
asshole asshole

Sep 8, 2013 – 9:16pm
Geez. I still planned on meeting you. ASAP, but I just didn’t feel like going out tonight. Some things did come up, but they didn’t take that much time to resolve.
So I wasn’t lying (except about not talking to any other girls, which he volunteered, I didn’t ask, nor would I expect someone I’ve never met before to not be talking to other women on a dating site). If I just said I didn’t feel like going out tonight you would have been a lot more mad at me (Um no, I wouldn’t and since you don’t know me, don’t presume to know what I would prefer).

Him via my real cupid profile Sun 9/8
Sep 8, 2013 – 9:24pm
Well, I know who I’m talking to, so I’m not really hitting on a fake profile. I am simply messaging a girl I know through the profile with a picture of girl that I don’t know. I see what you did….you lured me in. You have established that any deception will be detected by you. It won’t happen again. I really don’t deceive or lie very often at all (Cause who would admit that they are a liar and cheat?). I certainly don’t want the foundation of something potentially substantial to be initiated with lies, deceit, or anything negative. I apologize (Actions speak louder than words).

Sep 8, 2013 – 9:25pm
I didn’t lure you in. that would be if i sent you an actual message. all i did was click on your profile. if you want to talk, please text me

Him via text Sun 9/8
You’re right, the profile wasn’t very good. the picture looked nice, & I thought maybe I could get to know her through messaging, or through a phone call……but she’s fake…..again I do apologize (Great, you’re apologizing for being ‘lured’ in by a fake profile, not for lying to me).

Me, stupidly giving him a second chance Sun 9/8
Well if you actually want to meet then you can ask me out in advance with a specific day time and place (I am such a demanding bitch!)

Him Sun 9/8
It was only because I looked at my visitors and saw that girl and thought to myself “she’s cute, maybe she is a cool & intelligent person too.” I saw that our percentages were horrible & I noticed that her profile sucked, but I thought “maybe she’s new.” So I messaged her to see what her story was (again, you’re apologixing for being stupid, not for lying to me. Geez, as I reread this conversation I realize I’m the moron for even giving him a second chance). I can’t blame you for being careful, and instances like this make you want to be more careful I’m certain. I still would lite a chance to sure you that I’m a decent and respectful guy.

Him Sun 9/8
Sorry again for wasting any of your time. I’ll redeem myself, you’ll see. I like being seen as a man of my word (whether you are or not). Good night & Sweet dreams.

Me Wed 9/11
Gonna ask me out for this weekend before I make other plans:)?

Him Wed 9/11
What are you doing Friday?

Me Wed 9/11
Nothing as of right now

Him Wed 9/11
Let’s meet!

Me Wed 9/11
C’mon, you know you gotta be more specific than that:)

Me 2 hours later Wed 9/11
You are very frustrating:) good night

Him almost midnight Wed 9/11
Are you really getting shitty? I’m at work (sure you are).

Me late Wed/early Thurs 9/11
I just would have thought after this weekend you would have already asked me out and had something in mind to do

So there it is. Asking to be properly asked out and wanting a guy to be a man and think of something to do on a date(not creative, a restaurant or bar to meet at) is too much trouble. He probably had a better offer, or found a girl who believes his bullshit.
This is why I’m going back to my instincts of being a bitch. If this guy was actually interested and he put in this little effort when he should be trying to impress me, imagine how he acts in a relationship when he doesn’t feel the need to actually put in any effort. Maybe he’s been alone for six months because women are too intelligent to put up with his bullshit, or maybe he’s just a fucking liar. Who cares

And just who is this fake vixen I’ve created that lure men in? God, she must be the coolest chick ever
Body Type

My self-summary
i like to read, write, dance and have fun
What I’m doing with my life
working hard, playing harder
I’m really good at
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The six things I could never do without
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On a typical Friday night I am
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m looking for

Guys who like girls
Ages 24–44
Near me
For long-term dating, short-term dating

You should message me if
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

Oh, yes. It does come complete with one dark picture of a woman with long hair


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