Well sweetie

Occasional smoker with average bod type
43 year old Man, 6′ 4″ (193cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Capricorn with Mixed color hair
tim859e1 isn’t seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment. (strike 1)
Education High School (strike 2)
Personality Night Owl
Profession security

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Do you drink? Socially
Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single
Do you do drugs? No
Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? N/A (strike 3, but lets read on, shall we?)
Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years
Second Language English

About tim
Well(1) I like putting model cars together (why) I like rock and roll music well(2) I am shy until u get to know me I want a women that loves to have her man be good to her (punctuation, look it up)

First Date
Well I’m looking for a women that loves to have her box eat out and loves to please her man in every way and will take care of her man That’ll teach me to keep reading after strike three.

Let’s see how charming this guy is via message
tim859e1
8/13/2013 11:34:27 PM
Very nice pictures sweetie pie
(1)

soccergirl79
8/13/2013 11:36:00 PM
Well I can’t say the same for you

tim859e1
8/13/2013 11:37:30 PM
I’m putting one up tomorrow will u still want to talk(a question?)
tim859e1
8/13/2013 11:41:30 PM
I guess u don’t want to talk to me
tim859e1
8/13/2013 11:44:33 PM
Have u looked at my profile

soccergirl79
8/13/2013 11:49:41 PM
yes, that’s why i started my response with the word ‘well.’ and i’d be much more likely to have a conversation with you if you could be bothered to talk about things we have in common, rather than my pics-pretty ironic you mention them when you don’t have any on your profile

tim859e1
8/13/2013 11:56:08 PM
I promise I will put one up tomorrow sweetheart(2)
tim859e1
8/13/2013 11:59:08 PM
Sweetheart(3) I won’t hurt u

soccergirl79
8/14/2013 12:22:08 AM
please stop calling me sweetheart. and i’m hardly worried about you hurting me

tim859e1
8/14/2013 12:23:09 AM
Sorry I know u don’t want to talk to me

soccergirl79
8/14/2013 12:26:04 AM
you’re right-no car or not allowed to drive, uneducated and this is the best you can come up with for a first date idea ‘Well I’m looking for a women that loves to have her box eat out’ probably a good idea not to show your face

Why me, God?
oh wait, update.

tim859e1
8/14/2013 12:34:31 AM
I know u would think I’m ugly any way so u like girls

yes, I’m a lesbian because I don’t like YOUR profile and I don’t like being talked to like your five year old niece. Nice to know he’s both depressed and has low self-esteem, as well as apparently thinking any woman not interested in him must be gay.

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