What’s your damage Heather?


Obviously I expect to run across some seriously f@cked up guys online, I mean this is internet dating, but I’m still shocked by just how messed up some people are. Not sure if this says more about them or me





Jul 9, 2013 ā€“ 8:30pm
Leave my profile ugly!
Message from USAW_Champ

Jul 10, 2013 ā€“ 4:49am
But you’re such a catch

Sorry, USAW_Champ no longer has an account
Darn, he no longer has an account šŸ˜¦ Guess it’s a good thing I saved his profile and all his pics before he wised up and quit OK Cupid.

USAW_Champ Away
30 / M / Straight / Single
Graduated from college/university
Medicine / Health
My self-summary
I’m a personal trainer and a strength coach certified by the NSCA as a Certified Strength and Conditioning Specialist(CSCS) and personal trainer (NSCA-CPT)(I’m already bored by all the acronyms)I also now have my bachelors’ degree and soon masters degree in kinesiology with an emphasis on exercise science.
I make decent money and have a lot of free time since I only work 30 hours a week(good for you). Been living by myself since I was 18 so thought maybe I should try to change things(Um, are you saying you haven’t been in a relationship since you were a teenager?).
What Iā€™m doing with my life
I would really like to work in a university like setting and become a professor when I get older(you’re 30, when are you planning to become an adult? And you have so much free time on your hands, maybe you should be working towards that goal now).
Iā€™m really good at
I can do a 405 lb deadlift, 315 lb back squat and a 275 lb bench press so I’m pretty stong, especially for someone who weighs just 175 lbs(Again, not impressive to most women).
I’m also a good runner and can easily run a sub 20 5 K. Simply put, I’m in good shape(Simply put, you sound like a really boring douchebag).
The first things people usually notice about me
MY chin and cheekbones(Only because it’s hard to notice someone is an asshole before they open their mouth).
The six things I could never do without
Food, the gym, video games, decent weather, a beautiful view, showers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I’m going to do at the gym and what I’m going to eat for breakfast/lunch/dinner(My god, he really is that boring).
On a typical Friday night I am
By myself finishing up work or at the gym(I would have never guessed).
The most private thing Iā€™m willing to admit
I use rogaine and I’m saving up for a hair transplant.
Iā€™m looking for
Girls who like guys
Ages 18ā€“38
Near me
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

You should message me if
Anything about me strikes your fancy(Nope).
Anyone else getting an ‘American Psycho’ vibe from this guy?
Not surprisingly, google image search turned up sites about hair restoration and bodybuilding, including at least one site where guys rate each other’s bodies, but not in a gay way-I swear, it says so right on the site. Look:
Thread: Post a pic of your face ITT and recieve an honest rating from 1-9 (srs) (no homo)

I’m gonna chalk his message up to a case of ‘roid rage

Winner number 2 obviously either has no idea how internet dating works, or he REALLY sucks at sending a first message. I’ll let you decide
Hey, I see you checked me out but I never got a note from you, ouch that hurts,does that mean im not good enough ….. I wouldn’t give up yet if I were you, who knows I could be a hell hotter.. and err, the name is Dave
27% Enemy 67% Friend 58% Match Message from sanchezleo

Jul 9, 2013 ā€“ 7:01am
Probably an accidental click on your profile while scrolling on the app. Does that mean you send a message to every woman you click on, even ones you aren’t interested in?

Jul 9, 2013 ā€“ 7:53pm
Not all,but the exceptionally beautiful ones such as yourself..

Jul 9, 2013 ā€“ 7:57pm
so what do you say to a woman who says ‘i see you clicked on my profile but i never got a note from you, ouch that hurts, does it mean im not good enough…’

Jul 9, 2013 ā€“ 8:03pm
lol, gulty as charged, but i’ve never really viewed multiple profiles, and all those i emailed just started seeing someone or just on here for hookups, guess ive never been lucky

Jul 9, 2013 ā€“ 8:04pm
so then how do you decide who to email if you’re so picky about the profiles you click on?

Jul 9, 2013 ā€“ 8:15pm
Since im picky about the profiles i click on, then i im picky about who i email, wait a min, you a lawyer or something?.. you just tried proving a point by making me answer the questions myself.. point taken, wrong tactic

Jul 9, 2013 ā€“ 8:24pm
not a lawyer, but also not a moron and therefor able to see the flaw in your logic. i highly doubt that you’ve sent a message to every woman who’s profile you’ve ever clicked on. i apologize that i accidentally clicked on your profile and i wish you luck in your search

Jul 9, 2013 ā€“ 8:27pm
I never said i sent a message to every woman whos profile i clicked on,why should i,am i some sorta serial hunter or something, guess you proving too smart to understand when someone says point taken and accepts a fault.. thanks you too
In the game of wits with online suitors, I’m still pitching a shut out

And finally, we have an update on that scholar Jimbo

dam you look good!!!!!!
18% Enemy 49% Friend 59% Match Message from jimbo220221
Jun 29, 2013 ā€“ 6:04pm
Would you be interested in me!!!!
Jun 29, 2013 ā€“ 6:06pm
I like……
Jun 29, 2013 ā€“ 6:10pm

you should check out my blog

Jun 29, 2013 ā€“ 6:12pm
How would I do that….????
Jun 29, 2013 ā€“ 7:03pm
I’m interested … What’s on your blog???

Jun 29, 2013 ā€“ 7:17pm
The url is towards the end of my profile

Jun 29, 2013 ā€“ 10:42pm
All I see is one picyure
Jun 29, 2013 ā€“ 10:42pm
Jun 29, 2013 ā€“ 10:44pm
I want to see more…513-478-1604

Jun 29, 2013 ā€“ 10:54pm
Wow. Do you actually think being mentioned in my blog would be a good thing?

Jun 29, 2013 ā€“ 10:59pm
What because I mispell
Jun 29, 2013 ā€“ 10:59pm
A word

Jun 29, 2013 ā€“ 11:27pm
I see sarcasm is lost on you
This is where the conversation was when I originally posted about our good friend Jimbo. I would never have guessed he’d come back for more, but of course he did
Jun 30, 2013 ā€“ 1:04am
But no it is not….lol
Jul 1, 2013 ā€“ 1:02am
Hey yummy yum yum!!!! (That’s one)
Jul 6, 2013 ā€“ 1:04am
Can I get a lick (There’s number two)
Jul 7, 2013 ā€“ 10:41pm
Hey bright eyes!!!! (And strike three!)

Jul 7, 2013 ā€“ 10:45pm
do you not have anything better to do?

Jul 7, 2013 ā€“ 11:41pm
I will not contact you again … Good luck meeting someone …. They will sure love to meet you…. Oh boy …. Your a keeper for crying out loud…..

Ah, the MO of the man who finally realizes he has no shot in hell with a woman-to insult her and act like he was doing her a favor by sending her all those unwanted messages, that he’s such a good guy he was willing to make a woman he has no interest in, that he might in fact think is crazy, feel good about her and raise her self esteem…by asking if he can lick her
I honestly was not going to post the rest of our conversation…until he started stalking my profile again. I would email and suggest he hide my profile so he isn’t tempted to click on it, but if he couldn’t find the url to my blog in my profile, I’m guessing he’d have trouble figuring out how to hide my profile on cupid.
And maybe, just maybe, if I ever get really drunk, I’ll post the text conversation I had with him, although he didn’t know it was me on the other end…


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13 thoughts on “What’s your damage Heather?

  1. USAW_Champ July 21, 2013 at 11:42 PM Reply

    Well you created these stupid posts because of me. That gives me a few trolling points.

  2. mugs11 July 21, 2013 at 10:49 PM Reply

    It’s clear you don’t have much experience with the culture of internet trolling. Getting lots of people angry enough to the point where they create separate blogs and alternate accounts venting at me is my primary goal.

    I do this for amusement. I make disparaging comments against women on this dating website even when they look like supermodels because it is a way to amuse myself while I multi-task working on my projects.

    Sorry, CSCS-NSCA no longer has an account.

    How cute, he thinks my fake online profile and blog were all created because of him. he obviously didn’t look very hard at my blog.

  3. USAW_Champ July 21, 2013 at 5:43 PM Reply

    Also, I don’t see how you are “publicly shaming” anyone with this blog.

    How much traffic do you get? Like 5 people tops?

  4. mugs11 July 21, 2013 at 5:22 PM Reply

    thanks for your posts Meg. I understand we disagree on what is appropriate to post on a blog and I respect your opinions. I’m glad you were able to confirm that this is his MO. And I think his comments confirm why simply reporting him on the site won’t accomplish anything. I’d guess that the profile he contacted me on got deleted by okc and that’s why he has a new one.
    I choose to post profiles and conversations as a public service to both woman and men, especially the men who are using dating sites in hopes of finding an actual relationship. I get emails from them on cupid all the time, apologizing for guys like this and thanking me for helping them understand why women may not respond to them.
    And honestly, I would never have posted his profile if he hadn’t sent me that rude message, simply for viewing his profile. I’m not sure if you actually sent him a message or simply had the audacity to view his profile like me, but regardless, his response deserves public shaming

    • USAW_Champ July 21, 2013 at 5:42 PM Reply

      I wasn’t even being serious mugs11, I don’t really think you are ugly.

  5. USAW_Champ July 21, 2013 at 3:24 PM Reply

    Hey Meg, why did you delete your OKcupid profile?

  6. meg July 21, 2013 at 3:19 PM Reply

    I’m going to leave one remark here and then forget about it.

    My position is that if someone is cruel or harassing, they deserve to be called on that, preferably in a way that encourages empathy for the victim and change for the better.

    Public humiliation, which occurs on this blog, is not a good way to go about that. Publishing someone’s own cruel remarks is one thing; hurling insults at them about things that are unrelated (like their appearance or uninspired profile) is a counterproductive method of defending oneself. I was glad to find information that told me this is a pattern of behavior by this guy; I was disappointed by the adolescent nature of a lot of the content on this blog.

    I hope this thread doesn’t escalate further; the more it resembles a flame war the more the problem of harassment on OKC recedes into the background. Unless this thread becomes a conversation where the issues at hand are discussed intelligently between the adults involved (which is largely unheard of in online forums), nothing good will come of this.


  7. USAW_Champ July 21, 2013 at 2:42 PM Reply

    You seriously think that actually worries me?

  8. mugs11 July 21, 2013 at 2:40 PM Reply

    but i haven’t even posted our second conversation

  9. USAW_Champ July 21, 2013 at 2:37 PM Reply

    Just let it go already.

  10. mugs11 July 21, 2013 at 11:06 AM Reply

    i’m thinking of better ways to get back at him šŸ˜‰

  11. meg July 20, 2013 at 11:26 PM Reply

    Whoops, sorry, that was supposed to be on the next post…

  12. meg July 20, 2013 at 11:26 PM Reply

    Hey! USAW_Champ has another profile and is doing the same thing (he sent me a message that said, “were you attractive when you were younger?” His new user ID is CSCS-NSCA…just in case you’d like to report him. šŸ™‚

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