Obviously I expect to run across some seriously f@cked up guys online, I mean this is internet dating, but I’m still shocked by just how messed up some people are. Not sure if this says more about them or me
Jul 10, 2013 – 4:49am
But you’re such a catch
Sorry, USAW_Champ no longer has an account
Darn, he no longer has an account 😦 Guess it’s a good thing I saved his profile and all his pics before he wised up and quit OK Cupid.
30 / M / Straight / Single
Graduated from college/university
Medicine / Health
I’m a personal trainer and a strength coach certified by the NSCA as a Certified Strength and Conditioning Specialist(CSCS) and personal trainer (NSCA-CPT)(I’m already bored by all the acronyms)I also now have my bachelors’ degree and soon masters degree in kinesiology with an emphasis on exercise science.
I make decent money and have a lot of free time since I only work 30 hours a week(good for you). Been living by myself since I was 18 so thought maybe I should try to change things(Um, are you saying you haven’t been in a relationship since you were a teenager?).
What I’m doing with my life
I would really like to work in a university like setting and become a professor when I get older(you’re 30, when are you planning to become an adult? And you have so much free time on your hands, maybe you should be working towards that goal now).
I’m really good at
I can do a 405 lb deadlift, 315 lb back squat and a 275 lb bench press so I’m pretty stong, especially for someone who weighs just 175 lbs(Again, not impressive to most women).
I’m also a good runner and can easily run a sub 20 5 K. Simply put, I’m in good shape(Simply put, you sound like a really boring douchebag).
The first things people usually notice about me
MY chin and cheekbones(Only because it’s hard to notice someone is an asshole before they open their mouth).
The six things I could never do without
Food, the gym, video games, decent weather, a beautiful view, showers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I’m going to do at the gym and what I’m going to eat for breakfast/lunch/dinner(My god, he really is that boring).
On a typical Friday night I am
By myself finishing up work or at the gym(I would have never guessed).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I use rogaine and I’m saving up for a hair transplant.
I’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Anything about me strikes your fancy(Nope).
Anyone else getting an ‘American Psycho’ vibe from this guy?
Not surprisingly, google image search turned up sites about hair restoration and bodybuilding, including at least one site where guys rate each other’s bodies, but not in a gay way-I swear, it says so right on the site. Look:
Thread: Post a pic of your face ITT and recieve an honest rating from 1-9 (srs) (no homo)
I’m gonna chalk his message up to a case of ‘roid rage
Winner number 2 obviously either has no idea how internet dating works, or he REALLY sucks at sending a first message. I’ll let you decide
Hey, I see you checked me out but I never got a note from you, ouch that hurts,does that mean im not good enough ….. I wouldn’t give up yet if I were you, who knows I could be a hell hotter.. and err, the name is Dave
27% Enemy 67% Friend 58% Match Message from sanchezleo
Jul 9, 2013 – 7:01am
Probably an accidental click on your profile while scrolling on the app. Does that mean you send a message to every woman you click on, even ones you aren’t interested in?
Jul 9, 2013 – 7:53pm
Not all,but the exceptionally beautiful ones such as yourself..
Jul 9, 2013 – 7:57pm
so what do you say to a woman who says ‘i see you clicked on my profile but i never got a note from you, ouch that hurts, does it mean im not good enough…’
Jul 9, 2013 – 8:03pm
lol, gulty as charged, but i’ve never really viewed multiple profiles, and all those i emailed just started seeing someone or just on here for hookups, guess ive never been lucky
Jul 9, 2013 – 8:04pm
so then how do you decide who to email if you’re so picky about the profiles you click on?
Jul 9, 2013 – 8:15pm
Since im picky about the profiles i click on, then i im picky about who i email, wait a min, you a lawyer or something?.. you just tried proving a point by making me answer the questions myself.. point taken, wrong tactic
Jul 9, 2013 – 8:24pm
not a lawyer, but also not a moron and therefor able to see the flaw in your logic. i highly doubt that you’ve sent a message to every woman who’s profile you’ve ever clicked on. i apologize that i accidentally clicked on your profile and i wish you luck in your search
Jul 9, 2013 – 8:27pm
I never said i sent a message to every woman whos profile i clicked on,why should i,am i some sorta serial hunter or something, guess you proving too smart to understand when someone says point taken and accepts a fault.. thanks you too
In the game of wits with online suitors, I’m still pitching a shut out
And finally, we have an update on that scholar Jimbo
dam you look good!!!!!!
18% Enemy 49% Friend 59% Match Message from jimbo220221
Jun 29, 2013 – 6:04pm
Would you be interested in me!!!!
Jun 29, 2013 – 6:06pm
Jun 29, 2013 – 6:10pm
you should check out my blog
Jun 29, 2013 – 6:12pm
How would I do that….????
Jun 29, 2013 – 7:03pm
I’m interested … What’s on your blog???
Jun 29, 2013 – 7:17pm
The url is towards the end of my profile
Jun 29, 2013 – 10:42pm
All I see is one picyure
Jun 29, 2013 – 10:42pm
Jun 29, 2013 – 10:44pm
I want to see more…513-478-1604
Jun 29, 2013 – 10:54pm
Wow. Do you actually think being mentioned in my blog would be a good thing?
Jun 29, 2013 – 10:59pm
What because I mispell
Jun 29, 2013 – 10:59pm
Jun 29, 2013 – 11:27pm
I see sarcasm is lost on you
This is where the conversation was when I originally posted about our good friend Jimbo. I would never have guessed he’d come back for more, but of course he did
Jun 30, 2013 – 1:04am
But no it is not….lol
Jul 1, 2013 – 1:02am
Hey yummy yum yum!!!! (That’s one)
Jul 6, 2013 – 1:04am
Can I get a lick (There’s number two)
Jul 7, 2013 – 10:41pm
Hey bright eyes!!!! (And strike three!)
Jul 7, 2013 – 10:45pm
do you not have anything better to do?
Jul 7, 2013 – 11:41pm
I will not contact you again … Good luck meeting someone …. They will sure love to meet you…. Oh boy …. Your a keeper for crying out loud…..
Ah, the MO of the man who finally realizes he has no shot in hell with a woman-to insult her and act like he was doing her a favor by sending her all those unwanted messages, that he’s such a good guy he was willing to make a woman he has no interest in, that he might in fact think is crazy, feel good about her and raise her self esteem…by asking if he can lick her
I honestly was not going to post the rest of our conversation…until he started stalking my profile again. I would email and suggest he hide my profile so he isn’t tempted to click on it, but if he couldn’t find the url to my blog in my profile, I’m guessing he’d have trouble figuring out how to hide my profile on cupid.
And maybe, just maybe, if I ever get really drunk, I’ll post the text conversation I had with him, although he didn’t know it was me on the other end…
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