My inbox-Part 2

In honor of being about to turn another year older, but probably not wiser, I decided to clean out my OK Cupid inbox once again (Honestly, I could do this a few times a week and have more than enough to blog about).

Busy 20 or so hours in online dating for me. Went on a date last night and tried to explain what women deal with in terms of online dating. My verbal explanation didn’t seem to be getting through so I had to do a little show and tell. I posted a picture that is probably a bit more risque than is appropriate, but it proved my point. Withing 10 minutes I had 5 emails and 40-50 views of my profile. Sadly, that still didn’t seem to solidify my point, so I chose to move on rather than trying to ‘win.’ The unintended consequences were 48 emails from about 9pm last night through 8am this morning

My first inbox blog was mainly done because I was very close to my 300 email limit. I was approaching the same situation last week but a gentleman from the site was kind enough to buy me a one month upgrade. I would never pay $14.95 myself, but hey, it gives me a month of a 5000 limit inbox and anonymous profile stalking. Although now I am creeped out thinking about the guys that may be anonymously checking out my profile every 15 minutes…

Here is a selection of a few of my faves

gryphon4200
I find myself always coming back to your profile. Everytime it tells me you have posted a new picture, I feel I am being teased. I would love to see more of you.
go with your gut. You are being teased. You have no chance with me

mudbuddy
May 29, 2013 – 4:21pm
Hey how are you ny name is Jason I like your profile and pics
Message from wowyoursingle

May 30, 2013 – 8:21am
Hey how are you my name is Jason. I like your profile and your pic

May 30, 2013 – 8:23am
if you liked my profile so much you’d probably have figured out that the only thing worse than one generic message is a second one, and almost word for word repeat of the first message, no less

May 30, 2013 – 8:25am
Lol that is funny. I am a creature of habit huh. Anyway so what are you up to today?
can’t take a hint and actually reference something from my profile. shocking, just shocking

masteryoda
May 30, 2013 – 7:24am
I know what your craving 😉
33% Enemy 53% Friend 63% Match Message from Masteryoda1724

May 30, 2013 – 7:24am
Proper grammar?​

May 30, 2013 – 7:26am
Fuck proper grammer your craving a cucumber lol
May 30, 2013 – 7:26am
I’m drunk lol
May 30, 2013 – 7:29am
You have nice legs by the way
May 30, 2013 – 7:30am
Post some pics on reddit gonewild
drunk geek, thinks I’m craving a cucumber (like a woman my age hasn’t yet discovered vibrators), and tells me where I can post some homemade porn. I think I got myself a winner!

jaychocolate
May 30, 2013 – 7:21am
good morning sexy nice picts
8% Enemy 6% Friend 83% Match Message from jaychocolate
jaychocolate…mmmm can I have the chocolate without any Jay to go with it?

stoplovin
May 30, 2013 – 7:21am
Damn ur good lookin girl
12% Enemy 3% Friend 63% Match Message from stoplovin
So generic. Please, someone buy this man the letter ‘g’

jimmyd
May 30, 2013 – 7:17am
text me. Jim 3305029593
Message from jiimyd0206
Congrats Jimmy, You’re douchebag #7 to give me your number in a first message.

sim06
May 30, 2013 – 6:47am
Free style Wed.
Hi how are you
To do
This truth
In
The roof
Of my mouth
South
Still sings
As the south still stings
As a sour in my mouth
15% Enemy 66% Friend 81% Match Message from Sim06
Um, I have no idea what I’m supposed to make of this

real1975
May 30, 2013 – 2:07am
sexy
I want to be ur bucket list.lol
33% Enemy 64% Friend 59% Match Message from real1975
Ick, turning a few countries I said I’d like to visit (my bucket list) list into something dirty? Oh, I get it; bucket list. Cause that’s a totally sexy way to refer to my ass. Or more likely, he’s never heard the term ‘bucket list’

funguy248
May 30, 2013 – 1:48am
Wassup
41% Enemy 41% Friend 57% Match Message from funguy248
Pretty sure I was annoyed by the whole ‘wassup’ phenomenon after about a week after it first became popular and that as many many many years ago. Come up with a new line please

I would also like to give a shout out to a few of my favorite ‘repeat offenders.’ Not only so they stalk my blog, these guys also manage to send me multiples emails, generally without any response from to encourage them

dj locnez
May 5, 2013 – 9:22am
Hello, my name is Brad and your extremly sexy lets talk.
25% Enemy 50% Friend 64% Match Message from DjLocnez

May 5, 2013 – 8:04pm
Hello, my name is Brad and your extremly sexy lets talk.
25% Enemy 50% Friend 64% Match Message from DjLocnez

May 8, 2013 – 10:19pm
Hello, my name is Brad and I think your extremly sexy lets talk.
25% Enemy 50% Friend 64% Match Message from DjLocnez

May 8, 2013 – 10:25pm
My god, do u auto send that mssg every time every woman posts a new pic?

May 8, 2013 – 10:26pm
I just think ur sexy tht’s all my bad

May 8, 2013 – 10:28pm
I don’t respond to guys who can’t be bothered to reference anything in my profile​
Who said third times a charm? For me it was more like three strikes and you’re out-or rather I’m out of patience with reading the same bad line, made all the worse by it’s lack of punctuation

kyboy
May 7, 2013 – 6:31pm
Goid afternoon…you are toooo cute darlin. Im Brady 🙂
11% Enemy 76% Friend 59% Match Message from kyboy1980

May 8, 2013 – 5:27pm
So no love for me then?
11% Enemy 76% Friend 59% Match Message from kyboy1980
Hey, at least he got something right

phil
May 5, 2013 – 12:29pm
Hi I really like your profile and think we have some things in common. I’m new to the area and looking for someone who likes to go out, find fun things and explore the area. I’d love to chat sometime. PS I really like your smile:)
Phil
16% Enemy 68% Friend 71% Match Message from phil_1982

May 5, 2013 – 1:07pm
i think you’ll have to tell me what we have in common

May 7, 2013 – 6:11pm
You sound like you are a free thinker. And like to learn new and interesting things.
16% Enemy 68% Friend 71% Match Message from phil_1982

May 25, 2013 – 11:57am
Do you change your picture everyday? lol

May 25, 2013 – 1:23pm
sometimes multiple times a day when i’m bored. for as often as you look at my profile i would have thought you’d have found something we have in common

May 25, 2013 – 7:05pm
Well we are both agnostic or atheist we both like sports. I’m a big baseball fan. Looking to play some tennis now that the weather is nice. I really like music , but can not stand country and especially rap.
I’m looking to plan a trip to Austria in the not to distant future. You have nice legs and so do I 🙂
I’m sure we could come up with some more if we wanted to.

May 29, 2013 – 6:26pm
Nice lips!

hooka
May 21, 2013 – 9:45pm
do you like sex
10% Enemy 76% Friend 78% Match Message from hookahshisha

May 27, 2013 – 8:26am
you look hornyS
10% Enemy 76% Friend 78% Match Message from hookahshisha

May 27, 2013 – 8:46am
don’t worry, i just looked at your pics and i’m no longer horny

May 27, 2013 – 8:50am
Do you have a boyfriend
I guess it’s smart to try and discern if I like sex before bothering to ask if I have a boyfriend (Insert eye rolling here)

sportsfan3737
May 8, 2013 – 2:24pm
Shi how are you today?
Message from sportsfan3737

May 21, 2013 – 9:27pm
Hi nice ass and legs

May 25, 2013 – 1:05am
Hi how are you tonight?
Half credit for have more than one line? Maybe?

mikeyg

May 21, 2013 – 9:25pm
Hey what’s up? My name is Mike and I just wanted to see if we could talk sometime. I’d love to get to know you. Write me back and let me know. Take care, later!
27% Enemy 49% Friend 59% Match Message from MikeyG33

May 24, 2013 – 9:05pm
you are really sexy. I’d love to talk to you. Can we chat and see how we click and get along??
27% Enemy 49% Friend 59% Match Message from MikeyG33

May 29, 2013 – 2:17am
hey I’d really love to get to know you. You are beautiful and gorgeous. Could we talk sometime and see how we click and get along?? My name is Mike, I’m 29 and from dayton. What’s up??
27% Enemy 49% Friend 59% Match Message from MikeyG33
too bad. I was thiiiis close to contacting him back until he ended with ‘what’s up’ and the double question mark

blcknfrndy
May 20, 2013 – 7:57am
Hi Mugs,
Those are some sexy pix hun….. you have an absolutely gorgeous body!!!
How are you doing today? Hope you had a good weekend. Hit me up..lets talk sometime and get to know each other better.
Talk to you soon..
Nate
14% Enemy 71% Friend 87% Match Message from BlkNFriendly

May 21, 2013 – 10:55pm
Good evening….
I have to say.. you are GORGEOUS!!!!!!!! I love your pix!
14% Enemy 71% Friend 87% Match Message from BlkNFriendly

May 23, 2013 – 7:14pm
Hi Mugs…
Hows your evening so far? Hope all is going well for you. I would love to talk to you sometime… get to know you a little better. If you are interested.. hit me up 🙂
Talk to you soon.. (I Hope)
Nate

May 24, 2013 – 10:54pm
I have to say hun… those are some really sexy pix…and you are hot as hell. I wish I lived closer to you. I got a chance to read your bio and questions…and we have quite a bit in common.
I would love to get to know you better…
14% Enemy 71% Friend 87% Match Message from BlkNFriendly

May 26, 2013 – 10:01am
Good Morning 🙂
14% Enemy 71% Friend 87% Match Message from BlkNFriendly

May 27, 2013 – 12:59pm
Very very beautiful pix hun…. you are awesome!
Thank you for sharing with us. I know you probably dont hear that often enough.. but we do really really appreciate you.
14% Enemy 71% Friend 87% Match Message from BlkNFriendly
So, by message three he was already getting a sense I wasn’t interested and was hoping I would reply, yet he still had the balls two send three more messages…

Here’s to hoping I can delete my account sometime soon as I turn 34

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One thought on “My inbox-Part 2

  1. -S May 30, 2013 at 10:20 PM Reply

    This is hilariously entertaining. It shouldn’t be; women shouldn’t have to go through this, but it’s fun to make fun of assholes. Anyways best of luck with dating non-assholes and people are flagging your pictures (with the nude pics caption) as “just another camwhore delete”. You didn’t seem like a spammer and WordPress is mainly used for blogs so I followed the link, laughed, and clicked “leave alone”.

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