He’s a celibacy!

A blast from the not too distant past. wolverine

4/14/2013 4:35:40 AM
Hello beautiful how are You?

4/14/2013 8:31:12 AM
auto reply:please read and reference my profile if you want me to possibly respond to your lame message
4/14/2013 8:33:12 AM
Yes I’m saying Hello

4/14/2013 8:36:57 AM
Can’t say that I’m not looking for a fuck I’m looking for a wife

4/14/2013 8:37:08 AM
Im a celibacy

4/14/2013 8:40:31 AM
apparently you can neither read nor write. moving on…
4/14/2013 8:41:51 AM
I can read and write lol I’m 34

4/14/2013 8:43:24 AM
it clearly says read my profile and mention something from it, and i’m a celibacy is not a sentence
4/14/2013 8:43:53 AM

4/14/2013 8:45:44 AM
I read u I am single never married and No exes and no kids I been single 6yrs because my girl cheated

4/14/2013 8:46:06 AM
Looking for love

4/14/2013 8:49:45 AM
U can move on I d c yuur government any the government sucks ass

4/14/2013 8:50:10 AM
I found a 20 yr old anyway 🙂

4/14/2013 8:52:22 AM
in the last four minutes? congrats!

4/14/2013 8:53:47 AM
Yes I Get girls I’m adorable

4/14/2013 8:54:35 AM
I am only a 1 WOMAN man tho

4/14/2013 9:01:25 AM
Yes she loves me we already engaged she ask Me

4/14/2013 9:02:11 AM
I.said yes 🙂 love is hard to find I’m keeping her

4/14/2013 9:04:48 AM
so you met in the last 15 minutes and she already proposed to you. your ‘fiance’ sounds about as dumb as you. you’re dumber than i could have imagined. i’m sure your ‘fiance’ will be super excited to know you’re hitting on other women on this site.

So you can’t read, you can’t spell, you use double negatives, you overestimate your attractiveness, your style implies you never left the 90’s and you ‘fall in love’ in less time than it takes to order a pizza? Let me rethink this. I’m gonna take off my heels and battle this twenty year old b*tch and fight for this man!

I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. I’m pretty sure in a battle of wits with online morons i’m gonna win everytime

And today he hit me up again with a new user name but the same old bullshit. It probably would have continued, but I had to block him before I threw my phone against the wall, ran over it with my car and then stuck it in the garbage disposal so I didn’t have to hear it beep every 90 seconds. Wait, that’s not true. I wouldn’t have put it in the garbage disposal cause that probably would have broken my disposal.

i guess is 20 year old fiance dumped him
5/14/2013 6:43:35 AM

wow. and look at the times of his messages. i think every time a thought pops in his head he messages me. literally, as i’m writing this my phone just buzzed again with a message from him-wait, make that twice, so stay tuned for my witty retorts …S
oh my god, i couldn’t take it anymore and just went ahead and blocked him (my facebook comments)

5/14/2013 10:22:03 AM
did your fiance already dump your sorry ass?

5/14/2013 2:28:19 PM
No she cheated

5/14/2013 2:31:04 PM
I’m sweet I never got dumped im King looking For a Q Queen

5/14/2013 2:33:01 PM
I’m so sweet I massage anyday woman’s feet

5/14/2013 2:33:35 PM
Im sweeter Than the Rose

5/14/2013 2:34:47 PM
Aww I’ll worship My woman I’m just so sweet

5/14/2013 2:35:41 PM
I’m sweet yes 100% Im eating out My girl and I’m cute

5/14/2013 2:37:15 PM
And im not like other men I am so sweet girls love me and I’ll do anything for her

Please, I’m not asking for a lot when I ask to find ONE normal guy to date so I can get off these sites. and he is on cupid, so I’m thinking that once he figures out that I blocked him on pof he’ll start to harass me on cupid. On the bright side, I don’t think he’s a member of Mensa so it might be awhile before he figures it out


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