C’mon on guys, prove me wrong!

And those who send a second message after I didn’t respond to the first.

I’m a bitch and I know it and I like it.

I know guys on dating sites claim they send out generic first emails because the numbers game favors women and so many of us don’t respond so they don’t want to waste their time sending us long emails

But guys, here’s what your pea brains don’t get-because women get inundated with so many bullshit and lazy emails, a little effort on your part goes a long long way to make a good impression. And if you were smart enough to troll the forums for dating sites, there are plenty of other guys out there more than willing to share their secrets to help you ‘get laid like a boss.’

I even put a message on both my dating profiles (cupid and pof) imploring guys to please mention something we have in common. I don’t think it’s a lot to ask, but then again I am a bitch. I don’t think I’ve ever responded to any of these generic emails, unless i google the pics and I’m notifying the guys I know they’re fake, or when I’ve reached my limit on lazy ass emails call me sexy and cutie. And part of the reason I recently reached my limit is due to getting the same generic emails from guys who already sent me those generic emails in the past, which I didn’t respond to at that time.

SIDE RANT: Ladies, there is a direct correlation between the attractiveness of the fake picture and the real life. That means hot fake pic, ugly ass creep in real life

Message from Thedave8
What up sexy

This guy was 9 years younger than me and had a douchey (real) pic, so I had to respond
Message from redsnbengals25
sexy………

Apr 1, 2013 – 2:29pm
you are obviously a master of the english language

Apr 1, 2013 – 2:56pm
I thought Id start with a compliment, I have quite the vocabulary actually

Apr 1, 2013 – 4:51pm
good for you, not feeling the need to impress a woman by expressing any semblance of wit or charm

Three days and barely changing your profile name (no pic on either), luckily I have more than a third grade education so I was able to figure out it was the same guy. So naturally I cut and pasted the first email and my response and sent it the new profile
Message from jgreene2206
Wow you look absolutely beautiful I was wondering would you be interested in a friends with benefits. Maybe we can talk and get to know each other. I’ll send some pics.

Mar 30, 2013 – 7:11pm
no thanks

Message from jgreeneAA
Wow you look absolutely beautiful. I was wondering, would you be interested in a friends with benefits? We should talk and know each other for a bit. I’ll send some pics.

MILLER3377
hi sexy

Really, that’s your screen name?
iilovewaffles
Hey. How are you?

klettee
Hello. How are you today?

A ‘friends’ reference that wasn’t funny when the show was actually airing. Some just learned to use emoticons. Really, no lol in the message?
-waiting-
Hey..How YOU doin?? 😉
I would REALLY like to start talking and perhaps go out sometime..
I hope that you’ll take a few minutes to look over my page..
If you think we may have some things in common and you’re interested in talking, please let me know. 🙂

ebq22
Hey how are you doing?

barcahenico
Hey there…you look great..good or bad girl?

Mar 11, 2013 – 10:25pm
i’m pretty sure you’re not gonna find out

samajx2
3/17/2013 3:50:28 PM
Hello there how you doing?

Bigbass1977
3/23/2013 2:01:21 PM
hi am kevin

looking3033
3/26/2013 9:42:29 AM
lol
3/31/2013 11:28:54 PM
That is not a conversation, a sentence or even a word. If you are looking to be successful with a woman with even half a brain you might want to put a little effort into future messages you send out

dusty1681
3/28/2013 11:24:09 PM
Hi how are you love your pics !!!!!!!!! Your beautiful

So close!!!! All you had to do was name ONE thing we have in common!
Winshoo123
3/29/2013 6:33:22 PM
Hello, I was just looking at your profile and thought I would drop you a line and maybe get to know each other 🙂

Yeah, cause even if I was, this message would totally make me want to waste my time with you
kayaker1670
4/3/2013 2:10:15 AM
are you online now?

Is this a question? (See how I put a question mark there?)
MikeFromNewport
4/3/2013 10:26:52 PM
How are you Cutie

tyson9660
4/4/2013 10:26:31 AM
Good morning

This message came thru on ok cupid as I started typing this post. I said read my profile, not creep me out
ra55
write back if want to get married

is that your standard opening line?

Now we’ll move on to those catches that send multiple emails. This first guy manages to end up in both categories-bullshit first message followed by a second one that is exactly the same!

kenny513g
3/30/2013 8:16:08 AM
hello cutie how are you?
kenny513g
4/4/2013 8:37:47 AM
Hello cutie how are you?
soccergirl79
4/4/2013 10:16:16 AM
while i’m now sure you send this auto message you send to everyone, i don’t respond to generic openings, which you would have seen if you had read my profile.
kenny513g
4/4/2013 11:20:24 AM
Lol I was just saying hi
soccergirl79
4/4/2013 12:14:27 PM
and i didn’t respond 5 days ago when that was the best you could come up with
kenny513g
4/4/2013 1:48:36 PM
Why you on this site if you choose to act that way to somebody who thought you was kinda cute I wouldn’t want to know you now your a stuck up snobby person bye
soccergirl79
4/4/2013 2:26:03 PM
if you had read and were able to comprehend my profile you would understand that i expect a MAN to put in just a hint of effort

At least it’s been a few months since this guy first sent me a message
JBond0069
4/4/2013 12:39:51 PM
Darn, i was just gonna say hi, and ask you about your butt. Just kidding, seriously up to anything, I enjoy sports and Jim Rome is Lil out there to me. My name is jason and i love to know yours

I KNOW this guy is probably 5’2, uneducated and making very little money (and probably has a porn stache). How do I know this? Super hot stolen picture. and looking at his user name, meatball comes to mind, which is probably his favorite food so he’s probably 300 pds. Meathead would have been a better choice. I like how he tries to make it my fault for doing a simple google search to confirm that’s not him after he ‘chose me’ on that bullshit meet me feature on pof
soccergirl79
3/30/2013 11:19:10 PM
nice fake pic
mtb01
4/4/2013 8:32:46 AM
Ha. I’ll take that a compliment.
soccergirl79
4/4/2013 10:15:01 AM
it wasn’t a compliment. i can’t help it that this site is slow to crack down when fake pics are reported. at least do a google search and make sure there are 10 pages of results for the pic you choose
mtb01
4/4/2013 10:28:32 AM
sounds like you’ve had a bad experience. or need some help.
soccergirl79
4/4/2013 10:31:28 AM
because it annoys me that guys use fake pics?
mtb01
4/4/2013 11:35:47 AM
well good luck in your search.

I swear, as soon as I clear out my inbox on cupid I get new messages from guys who sent me messages I just deleted, so unfortunately I don’t have their first contacts, but trust me, they were no better than these second messages

UN8R0K3N
HI!
How are you?

Rhett

If you’re going to invoke the name of clooney you best be attractive. He is no clooney
juderclooney
You’re so steaming hot my cellphone almost melted in my hands. Hi, I’m Shuo.

SECOND SIDE RANT: Don’t post a picture of your junk period, but especially if it’s unimpressive!junk1

this was the first fake pic he had posted. when I called him on it...

this was the first fake pic he had posted. when I called him on it…


he added this one-not even the same fake guy! And yes, he left the original fake photo on his profile

he added this one-not even the same fake guy! And yes, he left the original fake photo on his profile


not only fake, not even a real guy. It's a computer generated face to demonstrate the attractiveness of a symmetrical face

not only fake, not even a real guy. It’s a computer generated face to demonstrate the attractiveness of a symmetrical face

fake

fake


fake. hot guy but not the user. this is 'meathead'

fake. hot guy but not the user. this is ‘meathead’

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One thought on “C’mon on guys, prove me wrong!

  1. girlseule November 18, 2013 at 11:04 AM Reply

    The fake photo thing is crazy!

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