Where to begin?

tREXdude : I wanna F*** who’s it gonna be?
About Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type   City New Castle Indiana
Details 30 year old Man, 6′ 0″ (183 cm), Other Religion   Ethnicity Caucasian Scorpio with Brown hair
Intent tREXdude wants to date but nothing serious.   Education Some college

 

 

dating

im whichever one you want me to be…
   
 

 

I am Seeking a Woman   For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed   Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially   Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single   Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog   Eye Color Grey
Profession student   Do you have children? No
Do you have a car? Yes   Longest Relationship Over 2 years
Interests

   
tats pit bulls nascar
keystone lite trucks  
About Me

Im tatted all over an i don care wut you think about it. i have a big truck and i dont care about life. i have 3 pit bulls and i have a bike and i seriously dont give a f what you thin abut my lifestyle. I am jus cool and dont care. I am too cool to care about ne1 but me. hey at least im honesty
First Date

id pretty much have u take the lead cuz im off doin my own thing in my head anywayz. i would treat u like u wernt even therr and have u pay fer all the stuff we did. then i can show my tats and my truck and my bike and you well want to see my bedroom and thats where the fun begins. OUT————>
 
The title-hey, as he says, at least he’s honesty
The picture-reminds me of 3 1980’s mexican wrestlers
This ‘student’ may want kids but I’m pretty sure the gene pool would forever be better off without a contribution of his DNA. And I think that two year relationship was either with a blow up doll or one of his hands, I can’t really imagine it taking two years for any woman to tire of his charms.
Interests-tats, pit bulls, nascar and trucks. You don’t get any more stereotypical than that.
About me-Really, the repetition of him not caring doesn’t need to be so overtly stated, I think I could get that as subtext from everything else he wrote, but again, he’s honesty. But it is nice for him to tell us how cool he is. I definitely wouldn’t have picked up on that. And his bike; I’m thinking less motorcycle, more schwinn bicycle.
I’m so nauseous I can’t even comment on his idea of a great first date
Is it mean that I hope he gets mauled to death by his three pit bulls? Probably, yet that’s still how I feel
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2 thoughts on “Where to begin?

  1. mugs11 December 27, 2012 at 8:35 PM Reply

    yeah, I don’t think it took all that much effort for him to create a profile to repel women 🙂

  2. iammarcello December 27, 2012 at 6:53 AM Reply

    It’s like he’s tried vbery hard to produce the “anti-profile”. Commendable, really.

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