Here’s the profile of a loser I made the mistake of clicking on:
Tablas26 : PLENTY OF BI-POLAR RETARDS!
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
37 year old Man, 6′ 1″ (185 cm), Christian – other
Caucasian Capricorn with Blond hair
Tablas26 is actively seeking a relationship.
Interests: Amish Wiffle Ball, Squirrel Tag
The first time we met, she smiled then giggled. On our first date at the park, she smiled then giggled. When we had our first kiss, she smiled then giggled. At the altar on our wedding day, she smiled then giggled. It was at that moment, I knew, she was retarded.
Paintball with gorillas
Against my better judgement I agrees to livechat with him, hoping he might actually reveal something about himself instead of the bullshit he put in his profile. Sadly, my hopes were dashed when I read his first comment to me:
-Hi there you are so beautiful and sexy! Can I cum for you on skype? do u have skype
-oh joy, so you are as much of a douchebag as your profile implied